Foo Fighters live at Boston Calling: an emotional, deep and gritty return

In their first festival set following the passing of Taylor Hawkins, the band reminds fans they’re here to stay

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‘Fingers Crossed for the New Guy’, reads the front of drummer Josh Freese’s cut-off T, as the newest iteration of the Foo Fighters takes to the stage at the buzzy Boston Calling— the musical centrepiece of the city’s Memorial holiday weekend. There was never any doubt that the band would rise to the occasion. These seasoned music pros have honed their craft to something nearing, if not perfection, certainly supremacy in their field. There was also never any doubt that Freese, an accomplished session drummer for the likes of Guns N’ Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, and Paramore, would be able to carry the Foo’s rich back catalogue on his drum skins. There was, however, a different kind of uncertainty in the air tonight.

As the crowd justles under the blazing sunset wearing merch from their favourite band, the sense of anticipation that preludes any Foo Fighters gig is tinged with extra expectation. There’s an acknowledgement of a particular absence and overarching sadness that rarely comes before a bombastic Foos headline set. Last year’s passing of drummer Taylor Hawkins was always bound to hang heavy over the proceedings, the question being how this veteran band, led by Dave Grohl, a man who has lost more than one close friend far too early, was going to navigate the tragedy.

Freese takes on the role of main curio confidently, establishing himself throughout the set. Following the assured opening of ‘Rescued’, the opening track from imminent album ‘But Here We Are’, he thrashes around his kit on ‘Walk’, the closer of 2011’s low-key ‘Wasting Light’, eschewing any doubt of his abilities, if there were any. It is only one part of a very drum-heavy set, where it’s quite clear the band are using this as an opportunity to showcase their new percussion section, and reassure everyone, maybe even themselves, that it’s okay to carry on.

Foo Fighters CREDIT: Alive Coverage / Boston Calling

It’s hard not to read into Grohl’s every gesture and movement. Still, for the most part, he’s here to do what he always does— own the asses of the crowd in front of him, as they hang on every shredded note that emerges from his mouth, somewhere underneath a cascade of shoulder-length, sweat-drenched hair. Any spirit, joy de vivre, or vitality one could have forgiven Grohl for losing in the last year he double downs on now, as he leans into his emotions and delivers a performance of depth and grit. The crowd explodes at the first sign of ‘Learn to Fly’, but ‘Times Like These’ is the first track to hit particularly hard as Grohl opens the song unaccompanied. Songs, as he observes throughout the show, take on new meaning as time goes on, starting out as one thing and turning into something else, and the words, “It’s times like these you learn to love again”, pack a greater emotional punch than ever before.

There’s a noticeable lack of audience interaction for the first five songs as the band rattles through the early part of their set, giving newcomer Freese space to showcase his talents, but also space for Grohl and his bandmates to steady themselves in front of only the third audience they’ve played to since the death of Hawkins. But then good ol’ Dave comes to the fore. “I know it’s embarrassing to hear your parents sing a song. Tough shit”, he says as the audience screams ‘Breakout’s refrain back at him. There’s also a self-consciousness beaming from the band, as if they’re asking fans “Is this okay?’” and it feels strange and emotional when Grohl goes to face the kit and someone else is sitting there. But when someone new takes a seat at the drums, Hawkin’s son Shane, he’s met with a wave of love and rapturous applause from the captivated crowd. After he takes on ‘I’ll Stick Around’, Grohl remarks, “That’s what it felt like 27 years ago” making the crowd wonder if perhaps there’ll be another full-time Hawkins behind the Foo’s kit one day. The night continues to be a family affair, with Grohl’s daughter joining her dad on vocal duties for ‘Rope’ and the underrated ‘Shame Shame’.

But tonight is about the newest member of the Foo’s family. Once they’d settled into their classic line-up, Dave and Taylor were clear talismen of the group. It was always going to be unsettling for everyone to witness a new face behind the kit given the circumstances, but Freese adds an accomplished tightness and thrust to the band’s sound, giving tracks like ‘Best of You’, for example, an angry urgency it hasn’t had in years.

To say the Foo Fighters are reinvigorated would be to suggest that they were somehow on the wane before, but the new dimension and momentum Freese adds to their sound lends them a slickness and weight that will surely see them remaining a rock’n’roll mainstay. “It takes a lot for every single one of us on this side of the stage to be here, and we wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for all of you,” says Grohl, introducing trusted finale ‘Everlong’. “For years, we always play this song instead of saying goodbye because I hope we never do.” No need for an encore, then — the Foos have only just started their next act.

Foo Fighters played:

‘Rescued’
‘Walk’
‘No Son of Mine’
‘Learn to Fly’
‘This Is a Call’
‘Times Like These’
‘Under You’
‘The Pretender’
‘The Sky Is a Neighborhood’
‘Breakout’
‘My Hero’
‘All My Life’
‘Shame Shame’ (with Violet Grohl)
‘Rope’ (with Violet Grohl)
‘Cold Day in the Sun'(Dave Grohl solo)
‘I’ll Stick Around'(with Shane Hawkins)
‘Best of You’
‘Monkey Wrench’
‘Aurora’
‘Everlong’

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The most iconic TV and movie moustaches – ranked!

Devilish. Debonair. Dapper. Take your pick of this handsome face fuzz

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The crowning glory of many faces, and the pride and joy of their wearers, the not-so-humble moustache is enjoying somewhat of an on-screen renaissance. From Miles Teller’s pilot-approved face fuzz in Top Gun: Maverick to the top-lip topper Chris Evans can currently be seen sporting in The Gray Man, a new wave of moustachioed men are dominating the big screen this summer. As a public service, NME has put together a definitive list of the most iconic ‘taches for you to comb through.

CREDIT: Netflix

20. Asa Butterfield

Sex Education
Style: Desperate

And the award for worst moustache on the list goes to… this chump. Viewers spent the early episodes of the most recent season of this Netflix sensation urging protagonist Otis to shave off this offensive offering, which the character seems to think makes him look more adult, and unshackling himself from past actions in an attempt to show more mature than before… whereas what it actually looks like is like going through puberty backwards.

CREDIT: Sky Atlantic

19. Murray Bartlett

The White Lotus
Style: Chevron

Well, shit in a suitcase and call him Armond. One from the fantastic ‘rich people, but miserable’ genre of the past few years, The White Lotus is set in a luxury resort as we see moustachioed manager, modern day Basil Fawlty (but with more of a sexual appetite) Armond, slowly lose his patience with his over-indulged guests, finally taking his revenge in one of the most pungent ways possible. Still, nice face furniture.

CREDIT: Alamy

18. Jonathan Van Ness

Queer Eye
Styles: various

Getting ever more extravagant (much like their outfits) as the series progresses, the formidable Van Ness plays around with their ‘tache style almost as much as they play with their subject’s locks. Sometimes waxed, sometimes handlebar, sometimes merged into a luxuriant beard, Van Ness never stands still and obviously takes joy in fearless experimentation. Hats off.

CREDIT: Netflix

17. Dacre Montgomery

Stranger Things
Style: Pencil

Of all the impressive ‘80s style choices sported in the epic Netflix adventure-cum-horror series, this season three villain-come-good came out on top. Crowned by the mullet, arguably playing a part in the resurgence of this terrible hairdo among the fashion victim community, the subtle ‘tache and soul patch combination made this complete git of a lifeguard a surprising style icon.

CREDIT: Alamy

16. Sam Elliott

The Big Lebowski
Style: Gunslinger

The Stranger is the narrator of this much-loved film, but thank goodness this isn’t a mere voiceover, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to see Sam Elliot’s resplendent duster. Having showed off his face furniture throughout television and film, most notably as Ron Swanson’s arch-nemesis in Parks and Recreation, it’s in The Big Lebowski that these majestic whiskers truly sing.

CREDIT: BBC

15. Matt Berry

Toast of London
Style: Walrus

We hope he can hear us over all that facial hair. London (and subsequently Hollywood’s) worst actor hides his shame behind this impressive ‘70s-esque contribution to our list. Existing in a world which isn’t quite contemporary yet not quite historic, this is a moustache for the ages, even if Ray ‘bloody’ Purchase is sporting similar facial fuzz.

CREDIT: YouTube

14. Kaitlin Olson

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Style: Lampshade

Dee Reynolds executes her greatest acting role yet as butler Albert Covington… in her own head. Retreating into her fertile imagination during a convenience store robbery, Sweet Dee imagines herself going into witness protection as Mr Covington, the elderly male butler to a rich family. The thick grey moustache would surely fool anyone, coupled with a butler’s costume and grey wig. Like we said, fertile imagination.

CREDIT: Channel 4

13. Nick Frost

Spaced
Style: Walrus

Mike Watt is the best friend every man needs in his life – selfless, an expert in firearms, can rock a tight pink t-shirt, and sports a fantastic handlebar example of lip curtain. One of the best characters in a brilliant comedy jam-packed with amazing characters, Nick Frost plays Tim Bisley’s childhood best friend with eccentricity and warmth, pre-stocked with such quips as ”I’m off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.”

CREDIT: Alamy Stock Photo

12. Ned Flanders

The Simpsons
Style: Lampshade

Stupid sexy Flanders has been synonymous with his ‘tache ever since The Simpsons premiered in 1989, but he has rarely referred to it in such plain terms. Over the years he has called it his “Nose Neighbour,” “Mr. Tickles,” “The Soup Strainer,” “The Cookie Duster,” “The Pushbroom” and “Dr. Fuzzenstein”. Homer once convinced him to shave it off, but it’ll always be okily dokily to us.

CREDIT: Alamy

11. Bryan Cranston

Breaking Bad
Style (Season 1): Lampshade

Never has the progress of facial hair portrayed a character arc quite as well as Walter White’s. Tracing his transformation from Mr Chips to Scarface, what starts as a quite frankly pathetic, pale ginger ‘tache in season one where we initially meet Walter as a down-on-his-heel science teacher, has developed into a full-on super villain goatee by the end of season five. This show has many levels, but we bet you’d never considered Heisenberg’s facial hair as a sign of his descent into devilry, had you?

CREDIT: Alamy

10. Tom Selleck

Magnum PI/Friends
Style: Tom Selleck

Honourable mention also goes to Jennifer Anniston’s drawn-on moustache in ‘The One In Vegas’, but Tom Selleck is surely one of the kings of the moustache. From the iconic ‘80s detective series, to the even more iconic ‘90s sitcom where he played Monica’s boyfriend, Richard, and his moustache became a constant subject of conversation and masculine intimidation to the main male characters, most notably Chandler.

CREDIT: Press

9. Nick Offerman

Parks and Recreation
Style: Walrus

Surely the best of all sitcom moustaches, it is only made successful by sitting on the upper lip of the manliest man in the Midwest, Mr Ron Swanson. The head of the Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee is a no-nonsense woodsman with a heart of gold, whose love for libertarianism is only trumped by his love of breakfast foods. A majestic mo, no doubt about it, but in this case the man truly maketh the ‘tache.

CREDIT: Alamy

8. Daniel Day Lewis

Gangs of New York
Style: Imperial

Ten Academy Award nominations and not one for the moustache? Nope, not even Hair and Makeup. The facial hair went as method as the man, and when paired with a towering top hat? Come on. Day Lewis’ turn as Bill the Butcher was terrifying and camp all at once – a true great of the grooming world.

CREDIT: Alamy

7. Dustin Hoffman

Hook
Style: Pirate

A moustache with genuine acting chops, even able to twitch in time to Hook’s second worst fear – a ticking clock. Strangely one of Dustin Hoffman’s finest cinematic roles was realised in the shape of Peter Pan’s old foe, but with Bob Hoskins’ Smee as a face fuzz rival, this grand effort, waxed at the end to stand several inches away from the face, certainly made a worthwhile contribution to the overall extravagant look.

CREDIT: Paramount

6. Miles Teller

Top Gun: Maverick
Style: Painter’s Brush

I feel the need, the need for facial hair. The first movie in the franchise was quite the selection box of facial hair already – most notably Goose. In the long awaited, well received sequel however, it’s Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw (Teller) who carries the mantle with aplomb. It’s all about the military-grade precision and hint of camp which really sends this ‘tache stratospheric and, ahem, takes our breath away.

CREDIT: Alamy

5. Samuel L. Jackson

Pulp Fiction
Style: Horseshoe

Perhaps the greatest moustache in ‘90s cinema, L Jackson’s handlebar is often imitated (see Shirley in Community, but never bettered. Sure, it helps that it’s featured in one of the best films of the decade too, but the man beneath the fuzz pulls off this semi-retro look – almost joining up with mutton chop sideburns – with ease, cool and attitude. This is truly the path of the righteous ‘tache.

CREDIT: Alamy

4. Burt Reynolds

Boogie Nights
Style: Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds is to facial hair what Michael Jordan is to Nike – a game-changer, a standard-setter, a man who so defined a look that everything that came before it just seems like preamble. It put in fine performances through Smokey and the Bandit, Heat and many others, but its peak came in the brilliant Boogie Nights, even drawing attention away from Dirk Diggler’s dong.

CREDIT: Jason Merritt/FilmMagic

3. Sacha Baron Cohen

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Style: Painter’s Brush

Cue visions of your brother-in-law at Christmas doing the only impression he knows, and a thousand stag doers in mankinis stumbling down the streets of Prague. All that aside, however, this sartorial and journalistic hero of Kazakhstan media cut a fine figure in a shiny suit, stylishly unkempt hair and, of course, a moustache worthy of a Soviet-era dictator. Very nice!

CREDIT: Alamy

2. Tom Hardy

Bronson
Style: Tycoon

Built so brick shithouse-wide that he couldn’t walk forwards down a supermarket aisle, best leading grunter Tom Hardy puts in this immersive turn as the notorious criminal, and one of the UK’s most violent (yet charismatic) prisoners Charles Bronson. Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn and based in part on Bronson’s life, it’s the ‘tache that swipes best supporting actor, a lustrous effort lightly waxed at the end to lend the wearer a Dr Robotnik aesthetic. Criminally good.

CREDIT: Alamy

1. Will Ferrell

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Style: Chevron

A very important moustache which, presumably, smells of rich mahogany. The talisman of San Diego’s number one news team (honourable moustache mention goes to Paul Rudd’s Brian Fantana), Ron Burgundy needs a moustache that lives up to the legend, and boy, does it deliver. Finely trimmed, debonair, and giving the impression that its wearer owns many leather-bound books.

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The good, the bad and the very ugly of TV in 2021

2021: another sequel no-one asked for

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2021, you have come to the end of your unnatural life: no second acts, no more variants, nothing. You. Are. Done.

Once again, people in the arts chose not to retrain in cyber in 2021, instead ploughing ahead and digging deep to give us some of their finest work to date in order to lift us out of our apocalyptic funk. Telly people, in particular, really came through, with everything from homegrown leftfield sitcoms to international subtitled dramas where they even managed to eke tension out of a man in a tracksuit licking a biscuit.

But there are lists to be found elsewhere on this site for celebrating such positive things. In the next few paragraphs we will remind you, whether you like it or not, about the less delicious televisual moments of the last year. And we know you’re a glutton for such punishment: wasn’t it you, after all, who repeatedly sat through that office CCTV footage of Matt Hancock? Yes, that really was this year – I know we’ve all aged roughly half a decade in 2021, but it’s only been 12 months of our lives.

Dating TV shows continued to exploit our lack of physical contact and our growing fatigue with the standard dating apps to make us think, “Well, yes, this could be a possible next phase for me”. We were subjected to Sexy Beasts, which would have been a bad enough idea if it were a new one, but no: Netflix commissioners, possibly with some sort of drug dependency, chose to dig up this long-dead format from the BBC Three graveyard. It started with the fairly admirable concept of wanting to get away from superficial dating. The next logical step, then, was to cake the candidates in enough animal prosthetics and dull conversation that neither party would ever want to have sex ever again, thus introducing social Darwinism to a streaming audience. At least I think that was the idea.

Speaking of admirable concepts, the Eurovision Song Contest, originally conceived to galvanise a decimated post-war Europe, continued its transformation into a vehicle for humiliating a post-Brexit UK through the medium of song. When witnessing the nice, round ‘Nul Points’ for UK entry James Newman, we all stared believingly at the television screen and chanted in unison: “Yep, that’s about right.” I can’t claim that GB News was a direct consequence of this chastening defeat – you’ll have to read my thesis for that – but sure enough, on June 13, Andrew Neil was seated uncomfortably on a set that I can only describe as a Caffè Nero of misery, claiming that “we ask the questions you’d ask”. Unfortunately for them, though, the question that everyone was actually asking was: “Why am I watching this dreck?”

James Newman of United Kingdom reacts to receiving zero points during the 65th Eurovision Song Contest grand final held at Rotterdam Ahoy on May 22, 2021 in Rotterdam, Netherlands. (Picture: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

There was some TV disappointment that we weren’t necessarily prepared for, however. Tiger King 2 not only failed to answer any of the questions we had, but it also failed to feature the majority of the characters who made the original so compelling: Joe Exotic is in prison and Carole Baskin decided, quite understandably, not to participate. It might not be all their fault, though: don’t forget this was the breakout hit of the first lockdown. Maybe we – older, more embittered, around 25 lateral flow tests deep each later – just weren’t as susceptible to its charms the second time around as we were in that golden spring/summer of banana bread, jigsaw puzzles and Joe Wicks.

The Floor Is Lava was also another personal disappointment. A blend of Total Wipeout and Finders Keepers, I don’t know if my main bugbear was that the rooms weren’t real enough or that they weren’t filled with real lava. Either way, both ideas for season two, yeah?

It was also hard to tell which was more full of shit: whoever managed to get Cooking With Paris past the commissioners, or that suitcase at the end of The White Lotus (really, did we have to see it happen?). The former was an attempt to give ol’ Paris Hilton yet ANOTHER string to her bow. At the time, I said: “Throughout the show, Hilton is so utterly absent that, unless you really concentrate, there’s almost a vacant space on the screen where she’s supposed to be – a Paris Hilton-shaped void into which all hope and joy is sucked.” Having reflected on my language, I stand by it entirely – and I’m sure she spends many a long night thinking about what she’s done.

I’ve barely got time to mention the swanky new set of the Downing Street press room, which forms the background to the highlight of all of our days: the 5pm Press Conference. Although considering everything the footage from that room has given us over the past few months, it almost seems worth the eye-watering £2.5 million it cost to build. Pass the wine and cheese – I’m off to a business meeting…

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The good, the bad and the very ugly of TV in 2021

2021: another sequel no-one asked for

The post The good, the bad and the very ugly of TV in 2021 appeared first on NME.

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2021, you have come to the end of your unnatural life: no second acts, no more variants, nothing. You. Are. Done.

Once again, people in the arts chose not to retrain in cyber in 2021, instead ploughing ahead and digging deep to give us some of their finest work to date in order to lift us out of our apocalyptic funk. Telly people, in particular, really came through, with everything from homegrown leftfield sitcoms to international subtitled dramas where they even managed to eke tension out of a man in a tracksuit licking a biscuit.

But there are lists to be found elsewhere on this site for celebrating such positive things. In the next few paragraphs we will remind you, whether you like it or not, about the less delicious televisual moments of the last year. And we know you’re a glutton for such punishment: wasn’t it you, after all, who repeatedly sat through that office CCTV footage of Matt Hancock? Yes, that really was this year – I know we’ve all aged roughly half a decade in 2021, but it’s only been 12 months of our lives.

Dating TV shows continued to exploit our lack of physical contact and our growing fatigue with the standard dating apps to make us think, “Well, yes, this could be a possible next phase for me”. We were subjected to Sexy Beasts, which would have been a bad enough idea if it were a new one, but no: Netflix commissioners, possibly with some sort of drug dependency, chose to dig up this long-dead format from the BBC Three graveyard. It started with the fairly admirable concept of wanting to get away from superficial dating. The next logical step, then, was to cake the candidates in enough animal prosthetics and dull conversation that neither party would ever want to have sex ever again, thus introducing social Darwinism to a streaming audience. At least I think that was the idea.

Speaking of admirable concepts, the Eurovision Song Contest, originally conceived to galvanise a decimated post-war Europe, continued its transformation into a vehicle for humiliating a post-Brexit UK through the medium of song. When witnessing the nice, round ‘Nul Points’ for UK entry James Newman, we all stared believingly at the television screen and chanted in unison: “Yep, that’s about right.” I can’t claim that GB News was a direct consequence of this chastening defeat – you’ll have to read my thesis for that – but sure enough, on June 13, Andrew Neil was seated uncomfortably on a set that I can only describe as a Caffè Nero of misery, claiming that “we ask the questions you’d ask”. Unfortunately for them, though, the question that everyone was actually asking was: “Why am I watching this dreck?”

James Newman of United Kingdom reacts to receiving zero points during the 65th Eurovision Song Contest grand final held at Rotterdam Ahoy on May 22, 2021 in Rotterdam, Netherlands. (Picture: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

There was some TV disappointment that we weren’t necessarily prepared for, however. Tiger King 2 not only failed to answer any of the questions we had, but it also failed to feature the majority of the characters who made the original so compelling: Joe Exotic is in prison and Carole Baskin decided, quite understandably, not to participate. It might not be all their fault, though: don’t forget this was the breakout hit of the first lockdown. Maybe we – older, more embittered, around 25 lateral flow tests deep each later – just weren’t as susceptible to its charms the second time around as we were in that golden spring/summer of banana bread, jigsaw puzzles and Joe Wicks.

The Floor Is Lava was also another personal disappointment. A blend of Total Wipeout and Finders Keepers, I don’t know if my main bugbear was that the rooms weren’t real enough or that they weren’t filled with real lava. Either way, both ideas for season two, yeah?

It was also hard to tell which was more full of shit: whoever managed to get Cooking With Paris past the commissioners, or that suitcase at the end of The White Lotus (really, did we have to see it happen?). The former was an attempt to give ol’ Paris Hilton yet ANOTHER string to her bow. At the time, I said: “Throughout the show, Hilton is so utterly absent that, unless you really concentrate, there’s almost a vacant space on the screen where she’s supposed to be – a Paris Hilton-shaped void into which all hope and joy is sucked.” Having reflected on my language, I stand by it entirely – and I’m sure she spends many a long night thinking about what she’s done.

I’ve barely got time to mention the swanky new set of the Downing Street press room, which forms the background to the highlight of all of our days: the 5pm Press Conference. Although considering everything the footage from that room has given us over the past few months, it almost seems worth the eye-watering £2.5 million it cost to build. Pass the wine and cheese – I’m off to a business meeting…

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The best Christmas TV specials… ever!

Featuring festive classics from ‘The Office’, ‘Father Ted’ and, er, ‘The Sopranos’

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Watching television is an incredibly useful way of sharing the same physical space as a loved one while simultaneously ignoring them. The most important time of year for this is, of course, Christmas, which is why our favourite shows throw on some tinsel and treat us to a big fat chocolatey tin of what they do best.

But what are the ingredients of the ideal Christmas TV special? Goodwill to all men? Togetherness? The joining of hands and singing ‘Silent Night’? Not a bit of it. Here are our favourites.

Ted Lasso – ‘The Missing Christmas Mustache’ (2021)

Let’s move beyond the spelling of ‘moustache’, and instead focus on just how generous Ted Lasso has been with its festive gifts this year. First dropping a coolly-received Christmas episode in, er, August (‘Carol of the Bells’), we’ve now been treated to a Claymation short where Ted appears to have mislaid his MOUSTACHE. But is it time to reappraise the show’s original festive/summer special now that it’s the correct time of year? Yes, yes it is. The melancholy of the plot, mixed with a Richard Curtis-esque twist on ‘London’, make this a funny and heart-warming addition to the Christmas TV special stocking.

Christmas card quote:

Leslie Higgins: “So, Sam: back home, what does Christmas make you think of?”
Sam Obisanya: “Colonisation.”

Men Behaving Badly – ‘Jingle Balls’ (1997)

Some people would argue that, in general, this 90s TV hit has not aged well. It’s quite possible that these same people haven’t watched it since the 90s, however, as it remains a study into the idiocy of ladism where its main characters, Gary and Tony, usually end up looking like complete losers. Men Behaving Badly‘s one-off Christmas special juxtaposes the imaginary Christmas we all wished we had with the reality of grey weather and badly defrosted turkeys. There are few TV specials which encapsulate the truly underwhelming feeling of Christmas Day more than this.

Christmas card quote:

Tony [on the phone]: “We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas… Oh, that’s a wrong number.”

The Sopranos – ‘To Save Us All from Satan’s Power’ (2001)

If the thought of a family Christmas is filling you with dread, imagine having to spend it with the first family of the New Jersey Mafia. With its title taken from a verse of ‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’, this episode features a Russian goon being thrown through a Christmas window display, Tony beating up his daughter’s boyfriend Jackie Jr. and then receiving a Big Mouth Billy Bass as a gift. Talking of dysfunctional families… what time is the Queen on?

Christmas card quote:

Paulie: “The boss of this family told you you’re going to be Santa Claus: you’re Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it.”

Only Fools and Horses – ‘Time On Our Hands’ (1996)

What was supposed to be the last-ever episode of this institution of a British sitcom still holds the record for the largest UK audience for a comedy – almost 25 million viewers. A beautiful – if not particularly festive – ending for Del Boy, Rodney and Uncle Albert, this feature-length episode sees Trotters Independent Traders discover that they’ve been sitting on the fortune they’ve dreamt about all along. A wonderful, walking off into the sunset finale, and there were no more episodes afterwards… OK?!

Christmas card quote:

Rodney: “People become famous for a little while, then they disappear. Like Renée and Renato… Simon Dee…”
Trigger: “Or Gandhi.”
Rodney: “Yeah, yeah exactly. See, so maybe this time, it’s our… Gandhi?!”
Trigger: “Yeah. I mean, he made one great film and then you never saw him again.”

Mad Men – ‘Christmas Comes But Once A Year’ (2010)

Vincent Kartheiser and Alison Brie in ‘Christmas Comes But Once A Year’ (Picture: Everett Collection Inc / Alamy Stock Photo)

Even by the standards of Mad Men, the underlying tensions, passive-aggressive micro-gestures and consequence-filled Don Draper indiscretions come very close to a booze-fuelled boiling point here. All the drunken insecurity of the season is encapsulated in the most awkward office Christmas party ever, with Roger Sterling reduced to playing Santa for his biggest client and boxes of Lucky Strikes being handed out as Christmas gifts. O come, all ye fitful.

Christmas card quote:

Pete: “Who would wanna miss Christmas in New York?”
Trudy: “Chestnuts roasting on a greasy man’s open street cart? My goodness.”

Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)

How many times has this Dickens classic been parodied for the sake of some festive laughs? This, however, has to be the best, taking the classic morality tale instilled in the original and flipping it on its bony behind in a way that only Ben Elton and Richard Curtis can. Ebenezer Blackadder, pure of heart, is visited by a ghost on Christmas Eve and, through flashbacks of his various incarnations, learns how being a complete and utter bastard can be quite fun, actually.

Christmas card quote:

Ebenezer: [applauds slowly] “Utter crap.”
Beadle: “Thank you very much, sir.”
Orphan: “Do we get a Christmas treat now?”
Ebenezer: “Yes, indeed you do.”
Orphan: “What is it?”
Ebenezer: “It’s a door in the face. Here you are!” [slams the door]

The Office – Christmas Special (2003)

While the US iteration of this game-changing comedy put in some stupendous festive turns over the years, it is still the finale of the UK show which shines the brightest. All the threads are neatly and believably tied up, there are massive laughs and at least two air-punching moments as we build towards the festive season with the employees (and ex-employees) of Wernham Hogg. There’s Tim and Dawn, of course – but Brent getting to say “fuck off” to Finchy? God-tier stuff.

Christmas card quote:

Neil Godwim: “No dog with you today, David?”
Chris Finch: “Did you not see her? She just left!”
David Brent: “Chris… why don’t you fuck off!”

Father Ted – ‘A Christmassy Ted’ (1996)

A dysfunctional family dynamic? Check? Scores being settled? Check. An unwanted present leading to festering resentment? Check. Old ‘friends’ turning up out of the blue? Check. Who better to spend Jesus’s birthday with than men of the cloth, as we follow Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle through Ireland’s biggest lingerie section (we understand) and at an award ceremony, before foiling a confidence trickster? All that, and we haven’t even mentioned Dougal’s continuing crisis of faith… and his matador outfit. A perfect Christmas special.

Christmas card quote:

Father Ted: “Dougal, fantastic news!”
Father Dougal: “You’re getting married?”
Father Ted: “No, I’m no… is that a joke?”
Father Dougal: “Er… yeah.”

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Five key questions ‘Tiger King’ season two needs to answer

It’s time to return to the Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park

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If there was one good thing about lockdown, it was that we all got to watch lots and lots of television. Staying in our pyjamas, occasionally moving to brush the biscuit crumbs off our hoodies – and semi-consciously pressing “play next episode”. We were thoroughly spoiled too, with some of the greatest TV dramas of the century debuting during a well-timed streaming boom. Finally, we could forge our own path through the golden age of television.

And then, some bloke called Joe Exotic turned up. Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness became the early hit of Lockdown One (before the underwhelming sequels and Christmas special turned up). Suddenly, all of the prestige miniseries and eminently binge-able comedy went out of the window. The ludicrous mystery, and the ridiculous (yet real) cartoon-level characters involved in one of the most extraordinary, preposterous iterations of the true crime genre ever filmed, gave us all water-cooler moments when there was no water-cooler anymore.

And so, of course there is going to be a season two – and of course there were so many strands left dangling at the end of season one that speculation commenced on the socials as soon as the credits had rolled on the final episode. Here, we’ve whittled it down to the main questions to which we demand answers. And if they don’t answer them? Well, there’ll probably be a season three.

Will Joe Exotic ever get out of prison?

A genuine discussion point in the 2020 US Election, before Four Seasons Total Landscaping took all the limelight, was whether one of Trump’s final acts as president would be to issue a pardon to Joe Exotic. Sadly, although this could have been the high point of his tenure in The White House, it wasn’t to be. Currently serving 22 years in prison for ‘murder for hire’, and battling an aggressive form of prostate cancer, Exotic still hopes for a pardon or a retrial to clear his name and prove Baskin’s guilt. Hell, maybe if he gets out he’ll run for president. And probably win.

Did Carole Baskin actually murder her husband?

Going right up against the Tiger King sequel is a new rival series on Discovery+ from the sort-of antagonist of season one. The unsettlingly serene animal rights activist – think Midsommar meets Dog the Bounty Hunter – has simultaneously capitalised on the fame generated by Tiger King while still suing Netflix for using footage of her in the second season. So far, so Hollywood. But never mind all that, did she really feed her husband to the tigers?

Has Dillon Passage taken a different avenue?

At time of writing, Dillon Passage remains Joe Exotic’s husband… husband number five, that is. But, Passage did announce in March this year that he is seeking a divorce. He posted on his Instagram “We are on good terms still and I hope it can stay that way. I will continue to have Joe in my life and do my best to support him while he undergoes further legal battles to better his situation.” How Dillon and the vast cast of misfits slot into season two will be of great interest.

Joe Exotic in his ‘Tiger King’ heyday. CREDIT: Netflix

Will the US ever change its exotic animal policy?

One of the biggest shocks, outside the actual psychodrama of the series, was how relaxed the laws are around keeping these big cats in these supposed ‘zoos’ and ‘sanctuaries’. Surely, there is further punishment to be dished out. Surely, even from the first series, there is enough evidence to hold other individuals to account.

What will be the best haircut of the series?

We can only wait with baited breath, but we hear that one of the tigers has let fame go to his head and is now sporting some highlights and a mullet.

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Five key questions ‘Tiger King’ season two needs to answer

It’s time to return to the Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park

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If there was one good thing about lockdown, it was that we all got to watch lots and lots of television. Staying in our pyjamas, occasionally moving to brush the biscuit crumbs off our hoodies – and semi-consciously pressing “play next episode”. We were thoroughly spoiled too, with some of the greatest TV dramas of the century debuting during a well-timed streaming boom. Finally, we could forge our own path through the golden age of television.

And then, some bloke called Joe Exotic turned up. Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness became the early hit of Lockdown One (before the underwhelming sequels and Christmas special turned up). Suddenly, all of the prestige miniseries and eminently binge-able comedy went out of the window. The ludicrous mystery, and the ridiculous (yet real) cartoon-level characters involved in one of the most extraordinary, preposterous iterations of the true crime genre ever filmed, gave us all water-cooler moments when there was no water-cooler anymore.

And so, of course there is going to be a season two – and of course there were so many strands left dangling at the end of season one that speculation commenced on the socials as soon as the credits had rolled on the final episode. Here, we’ve whittled it down to the main questions to which we demand answers. And if they don’t answer them? Well, there’ll probably be a season three.

Will Joe Exotic ever get out of prison?

A genuine discussion point in the 2020 US Election, before Four Seasons Total Landscaping took all the limelight, was whether one of Trump’s final acts as president would be to issue a pardon to Joe Exotic. Sadly, although this could have been the high point of his tenure in The White House, it wasn’t to be. Currently serving 22 years in prison for ‘murder for hire’, and battling an aggressive form of prostate cancer, Exotic still hopes for a pardon or a retrial to clear his name and prove Baskin’s guilt. Hell, maybe if he gets out he’ll run for president. And probably win.

Did Carole Baskin actually murder her husband?

Going right up against the Tiger King sequel is a new rival series on Discovery+ from the sort-of antagonist of season one. The unsettlingly serene animal rights activist – think Midsommar meets Dog the Bounty Hunter – has simultaneously capitalised on the fame generated by Tiger King while still suing Netflix for using footage of her in the second season. So far, so Hollywood. But never mind all that, did she really feed her husband to the tigers?

Has Dillon Passage taken a different avenue?

At time of writing, Dillon Passage remains Joe Exotic’s husband… husband number five, that is. But, Passage did announce in March this year that he is seeking a divorce. He posted on his Instagram “We are on good terms still and I hope it can stay that way. I will continue to have Joe in my life and do my best to support him while he undergoes further legal battles to better his situation.” How Dillon and the vast cast of misfits slot into season two will be of great interest.

Joe Exotic in his ‘Tiger King’ heyday. CREDIT: Netflix

Will the US ever change its exotic animal policy?

One of the biggest shocks, outside the actual psychodrama of the series, was how relaxed the laws are around keeping these big cats in these supposed ‘zoos’ and ‘sanctuaries’. Surely, there is further punishment to be dished out. Surely, even from the first series, there is enough evidence to hold other individuals to account.

What will be the best haircut of the series?

We can only wait with baited breath, but we hear that one of the tigers has let fame go to his head and is now sporting some highlights and a mullet.

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Are you not entertained? Squid Game and the poor as playthings on screen

Korea’s bloody mega-hit isn’t the first to set society’s few against its many

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If you’ve somehow managed to avoid Squid Game so far, allow us to introduce you. It’s the smash hit, high-concept, misanthropic South Korean drama on Netflix, in which the poor, debt-addled and disenfranchised are used as pawns and playthings for a one per cent who are no longer capable of compassion or empathy.

It’s the latest in a rich screen history of the poor being used as stooges for gilt-edged sociopaths. Yet it is very much of our time, an analogy of the invisible rich, highlighting the class divide, a dystopia distilled into an unsettling juxtaposition of child’s game and battle to the death.  It’s no real surprise then, despite being a subtitled drama (you didn’t watch the English dubbed version, did you?) that Squid Game is now Netflix’s most streamed show ever, recently overtaking rumpy-pumpy, corset-popping-fest Bridgerton.

Named after a Korean playground game, Squid Game was filmed in and around the city of Daejeon in South Korea, a relatively new democracy, where the growing disparity between the haves and have nots has been all the more obvious due to the accelerated transition (see also the brilliant Parasite). It speaks, however to a wider section of society which feel ignored, put-upon and ever more out of step with the lives of the elites. Despite being in Korean, poverty is an international language. If you haven’t seen it? Well, imagine a drama where Charlie Brooker has written the script and it’s been directed by Wes Anderson – a very pretty chocolate box, but the soft, strawberry fondant centres are laced with arsenic.

Lee Jung-jae in ‘Squid Game’. CREDIT: Netflix

The carefully selected players – all with heavy debts and money problems – are placed within a complex where they have to negotiate inflated, nightmarish versions of childhood games as they are eliminated. We were going to say ‘one by one’, but sometimes, many fall at once – in a big bloody pile of twisted limbs. Think of it as a macabre Crystal Maze. The winner leaves with a seriously life-changing amount of money, though not quite as much as it initially seems once you’ve checked the Korean currency exchange rate on Google for the fifth time during the first episode.

The desperation of the dispossessed being used as diversion and entertainment, Squid Game is the most recent, highly successful, iteration of this device employed by TV and film. It follows in a rich tradition of the likes of Black Mirror: 15 Million Merits, in which Daniel Kaluuya’s character, a numbered drone, looks to poke his head above the parapet by entering a reality TV show which, in turn, diverts the masses from being human generators; The Hunger Games, a post-apocalyptic future in which candidates are chosen to fight to a televised death; Death Race 2000, a brilliant B-movie, more appreciated as time has passed, based in a dystopian (that word again) society in which the murderous Transcontinental Road Race has become a form of national entertainment to pacify the population. Then there’s the ultimate example (bear with us): Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

A bunch of desperate wannabes – some on the breadline – being put through their paces by a rich, enigmatic, and sadistic businessman, only to be picked off one by one in incredibly violent ways and disposed of by a semi-enslaved group of workers. One, who will inevitably repeat the cycle once he has reached retirement age, emerges victorious, to be awarded with a gilded cage. That Roald Dahl really knew what he was doing…

‘Squid Game’ is currently Netflix’s most-streamed series ever. CREDIT: Netflix

And it is compelling, it speaks to something inside us that comes from the same place which transformed us into baying mobs during the audition stages of The X Factor, or when we actually gave a toss about Big Brother (which comes from a novel set in a dystopian… oh, never mind), screaming in blind rage as Jade Goody was hauled out of the house. What Charlie Booker, Suzanne Collins, Squid Game creator Hwang Dong-hyuk et al all realise is that this sort of narrative speaks to a very primal place deep inside us – where our binary sense of right and wrong is satisfied, where our poverty porn itch is duly scratched, and our sadistic side is darkly indulged from the safety of a comfy sofa.

Hell, maybe The Crystal Maze wouldn’t have been axed if contestants had been killed instead of locked in. One to think on, Channel 4.

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Sun, sea and schadenfreude: why do we love a telly holiday gone wrong?

‘The White Lotus’ is the latest show to pick up on our sadist tendencies

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Ah, holidays. The sand between your toes, the beating sun on your face, the lateral flow testing stick ever so lightly shoved up your right nostril. There’s no greater release than getting away to a beachside paradise – even if the current climate means that’s more likely in Margate than Marbella…

The other option, of course, is to watch other (richer) people pamper themselves on telly instead; be that on private boats, via last minute head massages or – in the latest example of this very popular TV trend, The White Lotus – pregnancy tests flown in by private jet. HBO’s hit miniseries is the newest show to indulge in a bit of disaster porn.

A wonderfully compelling, soapy, high budget, high class and high-stakes take on a holiday gone wrong – basically if Benidorm were made by Harrods – it expands from the initial notion of a honeymooning wife realising she doesn’t actually like her douche of a new husband, into a wide-ranging and scathing social satire on privilege, wealth, sex and race – all on a luxury Hawaiian island.

‘The White Lotus’ is out now on Sky and NOW. CREDIT: Sky

As much questionable fun as it is watching (as a lot of you are) ‘normals’ being wretched to each other on a sun-kissed sex island, throw in the extra layer of resentment, duplicity, jeopardy, and passive aggressiveness which comes when a few zeros are added to the current account balance, and you have something that is positively Shakespearian – layer upon layer of maladjustment and abnormality. This is deftly illustrated in Jennifer Coolidge’s wonderful ‘Onion’ speech in episode four: “At the core of the onion… is just a straight-up alcoholic lunatic.” The sunny, paradise-like climes seem to magnify the misery, forming an almost ironic backdrop – a place that should be full of fun and joy being stacked to the gills with anything but, dappled sunlight falling on miserable faces, sugary cocktails being sucked by puckered lips.

The same can be found, though with a much more exposition-loaded touch, in Nine Perfect Strangers. Nicole Kidman, fresh from playing a rich person with issues alongside Hugh Grant in last year’s hit series The Undoing, slips seamlessly into playing a rich person with issues. Though, to be fair, this time she has an entirely different (yet somehow equally unconvincing) accent. The premise is similar, privileged people trapped in a golden cage. In this case it’s a picture-perfect wellness retreat in Northern California – their neurosis placed under a very strong magnifying glass, and allowing the sparks to fly. The ‘wind them up and watch them go’ spirit is very alive here – a modern day version of a cock fight – us normals standing at the side and screaming at one rich person to hit another. At least they’d feel something…

It arguably all comes back to schadenfreude. From German – the most romantic of all languages – this beautiful word hones in on that part of us which exists where we take pleasure in another’s pain.

Nicole Kidman and Samara Weaving in ‘Nine Perfect Strangers’. CREDIT: LANDMARK MEDIA / Alamy Stock Photo

Yes, the storylines may be compelling, the words beautifully written, the characters well drawn, the acting exemplary, and the photography stunning but, be honest, if it was set in Pontins Southport and centred around people taking their allotted two weeks off from Aviva then I doubt your enjoyment would be quite as delicious, you sadist. If they can’t be happy with everything they have, what hope do you have?

Now excuse us, we’ve just heard on Reddit about a rich person fight club taking place in Deptford Arches tonight, and we want to get down there early so as to get some decent odds and also make sure all the good canapés haven’t gone.

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Sean Lock’s funniest moments: from ‘Carrot in a Box’ to his dream obituary

Look out for the late comedian’s self-penned tribute to himself in tomorrow’s newspapers

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It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to describe Sean Lock – who has died aged the age of 58 – as a linchpin of British comedy. With his unassuming presence, you underestimated his quick wit and ability to spin off into the realms of comic surrealism at your peril. Fashioned in the white heat of the thriving ’90s comedy scene, his presence on panel shows was always guaranteed to bump the quality up a few notches, and cult favourite BBC sitcom 15 Storeys High encapsulated his absurd yet gritty comedy perfectly. Here are just a few of his best moments.

When he had no time for child actors

If we’re honest, all Christmas goodwill aside, the bit in Big Fat Quiz where the children act out a famous event is pretty torturous… like going to a nativity play and nodding along politely while ‘Star of Wonder’ is murdered for the thousandth time. It fell to Sean Lock, embracing his unapologetically curmudgeonly side, to point this out – and tap into that bit between agreement and shame which made the fellow panellists cry with laughter.

Playing ‘Would you rather?’ in 15 Storeys High

You will find quite a few 15 Storeys High clips here. A criminally under-watched sitcom from BBC Three’s brilliant experimental phase, it follows cynical loner Vince Clark, played by Lock, and wide-eyed student Erol Spears, played by Benedict Wong, sharing a bleak flat in a tower block, and dipping in and out of the minutiae of their neighbours’ lives in disturbing and surreal ways.

Ladders in space on QI

Up to about a minute into this, it’s all very reliably QI – an obtuse question and humorous exchanges with varying degrees of convivial laughter. When Lock is allowed to spin off into his own “bubble” about half-way through, however, his surreal yet glib brilliance really starts to kick in, with an excellent classic gag as pay-off, highlighting his quick comic brain, and showing he was never above a good pun.

Beloved fable The Tiger Who Came For a Pint

There are only a few people who could get away with taking a much-loved children’s classic and doing terrible, terrible things to it. Adding his own sprinkling of darkness and light psychosis which goes way beyond a Grimm fairy tale, it’s Lock’s deadpanning which truly makes the hilarity flow, and then keep flowing. No one else could say “then he ate the meat raffle” and somehow make it funny.

8 out of 10 cats does countdown: Tiger who came for a pint

Sean Lock's bedtime story is guaranteed to give your kids nightmares

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‘Carrot in a Box’ from 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

There are some historic rivalries: Ali and Fraser, the Montagues and Capulets, Boris Johnson and common sense, but surely the simmering tug-of-war between Lock and 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown rival Jon Richardson deserves to be added to this prestigious list.  One of the high points of the show, you will applaud from your chair at the conclusion of ‘Carrot in a Box’.

Bargaining with the pool kids in 15 Storeys High

Lock’s sense of humour is the DNA of this show – an everyman sensibility mixed with dreamlike flights of fancy somehow spliced into the real world. This particular scene is a prime example, where Vince is attempting to convince a gang of youths to stop terrorising him. However, the twist lies not only in some of his bargaining tools, but the absurd touches given to some of the gang members characteristics.

‘Rectum of the Year’ with Diego Maradona

“Rear of the Year with the gloves off.” The substitution of a single word, and then building on that idea – this very short “bit” from Lock shows you everything you need to know about his comic brilliance. The glib delivery, the dark twist, the way he tells the story as if he’s told it one hundred times before, and how everyone around him is reduced to tears of laughter.

Rectum of the year

Rear of the year with the gloves off…

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“I didn’t steal it, I just removed it from the pub”

Vince’s sociopathic tendencies and Lock’s curmudgeonly and Machiavellian side (as exhibited in ‘Carrot in a Box’) come to the fore in this fantastic two-hander. Co-written with Mark Lamarr and Mark Trenaman, the mundane depressing setting of ‘15 Storeys High’ made an excellent stage for ridiculous situations, such as here, where Lock’s character refuses to accept the definition of stealing, though he’s clearly in the wrong… he’s stolen a plough.

Making plans for Margaret Thatcher’s funeral

Not one to nod along in front of the camera just because everyone else was, Lock always shared his true opinions. See some panellists visibly and deliciously wince as he expounds on the very dead former prime minister in graphic detail. In a later episode, he wasn’t exactly shy about his feelings about her in front of her daughter Carol either.

His dream (and utterly perfect) obituary

A typically ‘him’ response to a well-worn question, taking the remit and turning it on its head with a reliably understated delivery. We are begging one of the papers who carry the story of Lock’s untimely death in tomorrow’s editions to run this obituary, word for word, without any context whatsoever. It would be the most fitting thing any of them could do to pay tribute to him – one final deadpan punchline.

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